My word. One thousand posts. How about that!
I should have folded a thousand paper cranes to celebrate.
Or baked a thousand cupcakes.
Or log into Blogger to put up a post, realize, "Holy crap! I've done 999 blog posts. That makes this one...er, the one-thousandth!"
Scramble for something significant to say, waste time gazing at dozens of cute cupcake photos. Decide to use one of my own. Search Google images for something celebatory.
Thanks for reading everybody! I so enjoy getting to know you. Thanks for reading, thanks for commenting, just...thanks, a thousand times, thanks.